January 2011
16 posts
“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Norah: I want to get a rabbit.
Me: Who will take care of the rabbit?
Norah: I will. I'll even poop it.
Me: How do you poop a rabbit?
Norah: You smack it, and it poops.
April 2nd, 2007
themonkeysyouordered:
Don’t give money to that Dolphin! He’s just going to use it for Dolphin drugs.
April 30th, 2007
themonkeysyouordered:
I’m pregnant in a tree.
